Ryan (or mods). Former psychologist, turned teacher. Full time nutter-butter and enthusiast of all things with blades. I don't actually know what this blog is here for other than to entertain me so it's going to be eclectic as hell. Feel free to say hi.

 

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Also it’s good to point out that all of these are INFORMAL: meaning if someone is talking to their better they’d still youse “you, your, yours”

Anonymous asked
Hello, Ryan. Greetings from Brazil. :}

Greetings from America, anon!

crazyponds:

vintageurbansupergirl13:

Raise you hand if you ever fangirlied in the theater after seeing a preview for something you’ve been waiting for

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(Source: toni-marie-katniss-stark)

darkbeautymag:

More Images: http://bit.ly/1lVQdGO
Photographer: Fabio InterraHair/Makeup: Stefania GilardiAssistant: Valerio FrigerioModel: Martina Campanelli

darkbeautymag:

More Images: http://bit.ly/1lVQdGO

Photographer: Fabio Interra
Hair/Makeup: Stefania Gilardi
Assistant: Valerio Frigerio
Model: Martina Campanelli

deducingthewinchesters:

yoga-running:

pooped:

divi-ded:

rlyjewish:

thewastedgeneration:

I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

favourite 

I wish my teachers would see this

Your teachers know this. Tests are required by the school and state. No teacher thinks they test or show these attributes.

Truth. As a future teacher I will preach this and have this in my room.


Exactly what they said! Don’t blame your teachers for a broken system. They do the best they can.

deducingthewinchesters:

yoga-running:

pooped:

divi-ded:

rlyjewish:

thewastedgeneration:

I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

favourite 

I wish my teachers would see this

Your teachers know this.
Tests are required by the school and state.
No teacher thinks they test or show these attributes.

Truth. As a future teacher I will preach this and have this in my room.

Exactly what they said! Don’t blame your teachers for a broken system. They do the best they can.

(Source: anythingthatmoves)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast)